We know that TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) is the real power behind the throne… Well courtesy of ACE, we get this stunning photo of how much work TOTUS actually does to keep the great Oracle of Socialism going... ACE

"Now whisper 'I love you' with quiet, reassuring strength, and pinchher bottom halfway between 'playful teasing' and 'urgent desire'...Leave it up to her how to take it. It's all in the nuance ofletting people take it any of a dozen different ways."