Mentally Retarded Celebrities Pledge Allegiance To Lord Obama…

Celebrities are not exactly the best role models out there, other than being in front of the camera or behind the microphone, and making tons of money, I am personally not sure their contribution to society is.

But they have finally decided to do for Obama what millons of non-celebrity Americans do for their country every single day:

We call it a Presidential Pledge. We have gathered a group of individuals who share the courage to pledge to our president, and the world at large, what it is that they are willing to do, give, or sacrifice, in an effort to help their fellow man. Our hope is that this effort will inspire others to do the same, with individuals posting their initiatives within their communities. This is not a selfless utopian action. In fact it is a very selfish one. By improving the lives of those who surround us we will in effect improve our own.

MySpace Celebrity and Katalyst present The Presidential Pledge

Their insanity has gone to a whole new level. These idiots pledge to do everything from taking care of America’s elderly, to freeing 5 million slaves, to turning off the lights, to flushing only if they take a dump, to ensuring we stay on earth forever, to smiling when they see their neighbors, to John Singleton’s pledge to sell a culture of intelligence and not ignorance (not sure if he considers this video to be intelligent)…

All that can be perceived as yountful exuberance (even though some of them are pushing AARP status), but they actually go as far as pleding their support for Barack Obama, a living breathing being, not the Republic, not its’ constitution, but Barack Frikin’ Obama.

I guess the 4000 brave men and women in Uniform who died in Iraq over the last 5 years got killed in vain because they were serving the United States of America and not Barack Obama.

While animals were not harmed in the making of this video, celebrities who showed their total lack of intelligence in the 4 minute clip include but are not lmited to:

Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moor

Kevin Connolly

Eve Mendez

Lucy Liu

Marisa Tomei

P. Diddy or Puff Daddy or Diddy or just Sean Combs

Cameron Diaz

David Arquette

Tatyana Ali

John Singleton

Nicole Richie