Hey, looking to make score between now and November 4th? Great, your local ACORN office is hiring.
Just fill out the application below, print it out, and turn it in. Don’t worry, ACORN does not conform to any hiring laws and practices, just showing up guarantees you a job. Plus, you get to choose how you get paid.
Posted by PUMA Pundit
Taken wholesale from Doug Ross @ Journal
Full-name:
Do you have access to a car or other vehicle?
Yes No Don’t know/don’t rememberIf No, do you know how to hot-wire an ignition?
Yes NoIf Yes, how many homeless vagrants or illegal aliens can you transport?
0-1 Coupe 2-4 Sedan 5-7 Minivan 9-11 Conversion van 12-99 Schoolbus 100-199 Semi with empty trailerDo you know any dead people?
No YesIf you had to make up names for some reason, which do you prefer to use?
Dead people Disney characters Members of the Dallas Cowboys/NFL team Cast of Beverly Hills 90210 Cast of Star Trek Superheroes like “Batman” or “Underdog” Other cartoon characters like “Tin Tin” or “Jonny Quest” Names of cheap beers, malt liquors and wines Series of random letters like “Aasdfasdf Aasdfasfs”Please check any relevant experience?
Intimidating bank employees Slashing tiresArson
Breaking and Entering Armed Robbery Pickpocketing Mail fraud Wire fraud Real estate flipping, mortgage fraud Rating subprime debt tranches “AAA”How would you prefer to be paid?
Cash CheckCigs
Cigs (menthol) Cheap beers Cheap malt liquors Cheap wine (specify red, white or gray) Crack cocaine Cans of mackerelWhen can you start work?
Now Tomorrow after 3pmIf tomorrow, do you need written directions to remember how to return here?
Yes MaybeHere is a job description, and remember, vote early, and vote often…
CLEVELAND – Volunteers supporting Barack Obama picked up hundreds of people at homeless shelters, soup kitchens and drug-rehab centers and drove them to a polling place yesterday on the last day that Ohioans could register and vote on the same day, almost no questions asked.
The huge effort by a pro-Obama group, Vote Today Ohio, takes advantage of a quirk in the state’s elections laws that allows people to register and cast ballots at the same time without having to prove residency.
Republicans have argued that the window could lead to widespread voter fraud because officials wouldn’t have an opportunity to verify registration information before ballots were cast.
Among the volunteers were Yori Stadlin and Vivian Lehrer of the Upper West Side, who got married last week and decided to spend their honeymoon shepherding voters to the Cuyahoga County Board of Elections.
Early today, Stadlin’s van picked up William Woods, 59, at the soup kitchen of the Bishop Cosgrove Center.
“I never voted before,” Woods said, because of a felony conviction that previously barred him from the polls. “Without this service, I would have had no way to get here.”
