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…and the “Obama ’09″ brand of Heroin is finally here…

By PUMA Pundit on October 8, 2008

I just have to scratch my head in puzzlement, what manner of politician incites dope dealers to label their product after him?

I guess the same one who inspires the formation of an Obama Youth Brigade, uses his own personal version of a Presidential Seal, gets crowned at the Barackopolis , and releases his own commemorative coin to say the least. Taken from the Times-Ledger:

Authorities said they found 240 packets of heroin stamped “OBAMA 09” that also included a facial imprint of the presidential candidate inside a Wilkes-Barre home on Wednesday.

“I’ve never seen a stamp like that before,” Noonan said.

Noonan said heroin suppliers and dealers often use their own stamp to identify their product.

“Once you have a heroin customer, you have a daily customer,” Noonan said, adding that heroin is more addictive than other illegal substances.

Allen told authorities, according to arrest records, that he sold 40 bricks of heroin in the last two months. Noonan said a packet of heroin in the area sells for $20, and that there are 50 packets of heroin in one brick.

Hmmm. Could it be possible that some of the proceeds were contributed by Allen to Obama’s campaign? It is not probable, but not impossible, afterall, what differentiates a drug dealer from an international terrorist or domestic terorrist? Methinks nothing, both are a threat to the American way of life.

I guess what goes around comes around, in his biography Obama stated that growing up he used various illegal drugs, including but not limited to Cocaine.

I am sure deep down inside, having a Heroin brand named after him is a major achievement.

If elected President (which hopefully he’ll never be) I can only imagine conversations kids would have with their parents about drugs:

Little Johnny: Mommy, Daddy, I hate the fact that you don’t allow me to smock crack cocaine, President Obama did it, and he still turned out ok…

Parents: Well, I would say a few things, but it is illegal to speak against President Obama as I might get arrested, and sent to a rehabilitation camp.

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  • badlybehaved

    Not to worry if it’s labeled Obama it is cut with 50% BS and will soon be available only in Chicago.

  • PUMAsympathiser

    Great post as usual.
    Badlybehaved – maybe that’s 95 percent!! BS :)
    This entire election feels like being in the Twilight Zone:(

  • badlybehaved

    Pumasympathiser: This was part of an email forwarded to me today;
    I also think we need to get on the phone and go to swing states if you are able: Seems to me I heard somewhere that the Lord helps them that helps themselves:

    “On Friday, October 10, 2008 at 11:00 am central,we will hold a prayer service to ask that John McCain defeat Obama. Please save a prayer at that time to ask for divine intervention. If we all say our prayer at the same time, then we will be heard.”

  • PUMAsympathiser

    badlybehaved, we are in a swing state. But, we are in the most liberal county of that state. And I don’t mean that there are the most members of the Democratic Party, though tthat may be true also. I actually mean that the Democrats here are expecially extreme, as is the government.
    Nonetheless, we’re fighting the good fight. I so wish it was HIllary vs. McCain so that whichever way it went, it would be OK.:(

    I’ll pass along the prayer service.information. My close friend whose husband was a prominent state politician for many years says that it is a miracle that McCain is where he is- and she means that literally. I hope she’s right and your prayer session works.

    Above, btw, I would using “95 percent” because that’s what Obama harps on:).

  • PUMAsympathiser

    OH, I hate not being able to edit – “especially” and “would” should have been “was”.